| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #70 | Cerebral Cloche | 2 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #256 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 36 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #230 | astronaut ice-cream | 2 |
| #252 | astronaut pants | 36 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #403 | ball | 15 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #167 | duck-on-a-string | 13 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #529 | evil teddy bear | 25 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #515 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #282 | fancy dress ball | 52 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #285 | fire | 20 |
| #1585 | fruitcake | 8 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #95 | incredibly creepy marionette | 25 |
| #162 | killer rag doll | 16 |
| #174 | kite | 46 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #150 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 20 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #185 | oriole-feather headdress | 7 |
| #292 | papaya | 73 |
| #338 | pet rock | 22 |
| #279 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 3 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #250 | possessed top | 23 |
| #247 | prehistoric spear | 15 |
| #433 | rag doll | 5 |
| #398 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 22 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #383 | sock monkey | 7 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #158 | stick-on-a-string | 25 |
| #265 | stuffed alien blob | 22 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #763 | teddy bear | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #184 | toothsome rock | 53 |
| #651 | top | 7 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #186 | toy crazy train | 51 |
| #227 | toy jet pack | 36 |
| #294 | toy mercenary | 25 |
| #292 | toy ray gun | 36 |
| #228 | toy soldier | 8 |
| #257 | toy space helmet | 36 |
| #417 | toy train | 5 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #410 | tree-eating kite | 83 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #267 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 45 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #119 | wheel | 26 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #251 | yo | 37 |
| #725 | yo-yo | 34 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |