| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #759 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #1017 | Cloaca-Cola | 12 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #569 | Dyspepsi grenade | 22 |
| #1340 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 16 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1315 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #1359 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #2045 | Yummy Tummy bean | 33 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #566 | battered Crimbo Crate | 17 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #3384 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #57 | daisy | 500 |
| #32 | disembodied smile | 90 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1552 | felt | 4 |
| #1346 | fire | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1449 | length of string | 3 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1811 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #908 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #671 | stuffed doppelshifter | 18 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1316 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1564 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #821 | yo-yo | 27 |