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| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #757 | Cloaca grenade | 15 |
| #1017 | Cloaca-Cola | 12 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi grenade | 22 |
| #1339 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 16 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #565 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1317 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 3 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #2048 | Yummy Tummy bean | 33 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #565 | battered Crimbo Crate | 17 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #3380 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #57 | daisy | 500 |
| #32 | disembodied smile | 90 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #949 | prehistoric spear | 3 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #827 | spooky stuffing | 6 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1092 | stick-on-a-string | 2 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #671 | stuffed doppelshifter | 18 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #78 | thought balloon | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3319 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1565 | toy mercenary | 2 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1254 | yo | 5 |
| #821 | yo-yo | 27 |