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| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
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| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2094 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1510 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #185 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #969 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #778 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1817 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #429 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1253 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1078 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1768 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #78 | basic meat spork | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
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| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
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| #1138 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
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| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
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| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #766 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #522 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
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| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #962 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1425 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
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| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #445 | flat dough | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #1364 | furry fur | 2 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1350 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1885 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #58 | gnauga hide buckler | 2 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
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| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1090 | helmet turtle | 13 |
| #317 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1764 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #894 | lime | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #899 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1294 | pasta spoon | 3 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1086 | probability potion | 2 |
| #1190 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #333 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1398 | saucepan | 4 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #809 | seal tooth | 5 |
| #1184 | seal-clubbing club | 6 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1063 | spooky eyeliner | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #886 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #602 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1404 | thin black candle | 5 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1052 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2666 | toast | 17 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1335 | turtle totem | 7 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #2411 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #931 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |