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| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #1965 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
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| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
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| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
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| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1509 | Dyspepsi grenade | 2 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #1017 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1136 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #1110 | Spam Witch sammich | 1 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #475 | White Citadel burger | 1 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #78 | basic meat spork | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #415 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
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| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
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| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
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| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
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| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
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| #521 | cardboard wakizashi | 2 |
| #665 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
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| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
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| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #247 | cold hi mein | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1424 | disco ball | 4 |
| #1527 | disco mask | 2 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1253 | drywall axe | 5 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
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| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #957 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #793 | flaming talons | 2 |
| #446 | flat dough | 1 |
| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #1364 | furry fur | 2 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #58 | gnauga hide buckler | 2 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #845 | goat cheese | 1 |
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| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #1090 | helmet turtle | 13 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #267 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #1287 | hot wing | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #895 | lime | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #911 | murky potion | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #1293 | pasta spoon | 3 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1086 | probability potion | 2 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1397 | saucepan | 4 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #809 | seal tooth | 5 |
| #1184 | seal-clubbing club | 6 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
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| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1085 | spooky lipstick | 1 |
| #1575 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #229 | spooky shroomkabob | 1 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #1404 | thin black candle | 5 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2667 | toast | 17 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1334 | turtle totem | 7 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #930 | wussiness potion | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |