| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #58 | Cold Hots candy | 937 |
| #194 | Crimbuck | 3,900 |
| #307 | Jack-in-the-box | 20 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #83 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #7 | Northern pemmican | 232 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #652 | Red Rover BB gun | 2 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #63 | Senior Mints | 837 |
| #81 | Serenity trading card | 2 |
| #12 | Source essence | 450,000 |
| #48 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) | 3 |
| #80 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 1 |
| #57 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 3 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1035 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #514 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 13 |
| #497 | Valentine | 50 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #69 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 887 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #235 | bejeweled cufflinks | 18 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #60 | black spot | 15 |
| #1392 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #76 | brick | 439 |
| #406 | bubblin' crude | 2 |
| #537 | bunny liver | 7 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #13 | candied kobold | 891 |
| #55 | candy cane | 857 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #23 | candycaine powder | 12 |
| #22 | chewable paper | 172 |
| #165 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #565 | club necklace | 12 |
| #57 | clumsiness bark | 35 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #28 | cymbal syrup | 439 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #522 | divine champagne flute | 2 |
| #67 | electronics kit | 1 |
| #717 | empty agua de vida bottle | 115 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #284 | fancy opera glasses | 15 |
| #721 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #99 | filth-encrusted futon | 7 |
| #18 | fried air | 597 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #307 | garish pinky ring | 15 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #470 | green clay bead | 14 |
| #38 | green gummi ingot | 829 |
| #30 | green pill | 2 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #315 | grue egg omelette | 8 |
| #6 | gummi canary | 864 |
| #5 | gummi salamander | 901 |
| #5 | gummi snake | 839 |
| #1555 | handful of confetti | 24 |
| #640 | heart necklace | 11 |
| #4 | honey stick | 886 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jazz soap | 491 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #123 | killing jar | 4 |
| #233 | lotion of coldness | 1 |
| #174 | love song of vague ambiguity | 30 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #643 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #370 | pink clay bead | 34 |
| #44 | pixel power cell | 10 |
| #31 | pixellated candy heart | 861 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #369 | purple clay bead | 7 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #40 | red gummi ingot | 812 |
| #75 | red-and-green sweater | 35 |
| #64 | reflection of a map | 13 |
| #20 | rhinestone | 18,858 |
| #1854 | roll of toilet paper | 6 |
| #785 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 10 |
| #1108 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #507 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 14 |
| #736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #422 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #4 | sharkfin gumbo | 907 |
| #1176 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #43 | special clip: squelchers | 4 |
| #42 | special clip: tracers | 3 |
| #43 | special clip: wailers | 3 |
| #1167 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #201 | stick of "gum" | 10 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1001 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #525 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 85 |
| #1193 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 41 |
| #924 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 51 |
| #700 | stuffed Meat | 68 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #796 | stuffed angry cow | 59 |
| #715 | stuffed astral badger | 66 |
| #891 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 56 |
| #961 | stuffed cocoabo | 49 |
| #1318 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #675 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 69 |
| #819 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 59 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1248 | stuffed hand turkey | 41 |
| #475 | stuffed key | 123 |
| #1964 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #922 | stuffed mind flayer | 54 |
| #655 | stuffed mink | 71 |
| #606 | stuffed monocle | 79 |
| #832 | stuffed scary death orb | 60 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #900 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 54 |
| #869 | stuffed snowy owl | 54 |
| #1043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 49 |
| #976 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 50 |
| #599 | stuffed teddy butler | 81 |
| #750 | stuffed tin of caviar | 64 |
| #429 | stuffed treasure chest | 134 |
| #919 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 54 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥈 | sugar shank | 922 |
| #27 | sugar shard | 849 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #60 | topiary nugglet | 70 |
| #993 | towel | 6 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #320 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1012 | useless powder | 43 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #236 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 7 |
| #805 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 9 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #114 | white page | 1 |
| #39 | yellow gummi ingot | 835 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |