| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2364 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1328 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1351 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1095 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1749 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1613 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #1344 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #417 | elven socks | 11 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1900 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #761 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1427 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #1917 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1386 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1416 | green beer | 4 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #327 | guy made of bee pollen | 9 |
| #702 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #780 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| #1599 | ion grid | 2 |
| #834 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #386 | killer rag doll | 8 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #90 | knuckle sandwich | 284 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #458 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #383 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #44 | misshapen animal skeleton | 3 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #320 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1303 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1431 | pet rock | 4 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1151 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #369 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 10 |
| #82 | rhesus monkey | 11 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #663 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #805 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #432 | sub-molecular interocitor | 7 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2178 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2501 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #261 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2747 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1523 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1649 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2520 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #1814 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1638 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #2472 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2770 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1017 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2504 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1638 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2861 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1815 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #268 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 5 |
| #2819 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #979 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1791 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1222 | towel | 4 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #351 | toy mercenary | 21 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1439 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |