| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #1374 | astronaut pants | 3 |
| #848 | atomic vector plotter | 2 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1345 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #770 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1092 | candy stake | 6 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1612 | carbon nanotube frame | 2 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #805 | computronic processing unit | 2 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #417 | elven socks | 11 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #762 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 8 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #2302 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1415 | green beer | 4 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #324 | guy made of bee pollen | 9 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #782 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 2 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #553 | incredibly creepy marionette | 5 |
| #1600 | ion grid | 2 |
| #835 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 2 |
| #385 | killer rag doll | 8 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #90 | knuckle sandwich | 284 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1537 | logic synthesizer | 2 |
| #459 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 7 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #45 | misshapen animal skeleton | 3 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #821 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #454 | recursive spline reticulator | 6 |
| #369 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 10 |
| #82 | rhesus monkey | 11 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #657 | [2108]rock | 6 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #510 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 6 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed alien blob | 7 |
| #432 | sub-molecular interocitor | 7 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 5 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #272 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 5 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #303 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 5 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #646 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 7 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 11 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #317 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 5 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1409 | tiny plastic grue | 13 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #1298 | tiny plastic mosquito | 14 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2854 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #268 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 5 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1646 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2017 | tiny plastic star starfish | 9 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #1219 | towel | 4 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #351 | toy mercenary | 21 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #1440 | toy space helmet | 3 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1914 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |