| #10 | BittyCar MeatCar | 2 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #505 | ball | 12 |
| #97 | ball-in-a-cup | 2 |
| #155 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #93 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 49 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #114 | can of fake snow | 3 |
| #145 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 51 |
| #142 | candied yams | 56 |
| #1925 | candy cane | 13 |
| #107 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #155 | doll house | 38 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #787 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1216 | fruitcake | 13 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1555 | gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| #84 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 29 |
| #28 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 7 |
| #268 | googly eye | 54 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #345 | herbal stuffing | 23 |
| #108 | irradiated candy cane | 28 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #742 | kite | 10 |
| #297 | length of string | 40 |
| #242 | marionette | 7 |
| #78 | oozenog | 28 |
| #490 | pet rock | 16 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #230 | rag doll | 10 |
| #460 | sleeping snowy owl | 6 |
| #240 | sock monkey | 11 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #214 | stuffed doppelshifter | 73 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #219 | teddy bear | 31 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 13 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #249 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 11 |
| #120 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 7 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #111 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #122 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 7 |
| #125 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 7 |
| #107 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 7 |
| #568 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 16 |
| #143 | tofurkey gravy | 51 |
| #168 | tofurkey leg | 45 |
| #401 | top | 11 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #247 | toy train | 9 |
| #840 | toy wheel | 10 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #389 | tropical wrapping paper | 3 |
| #90 | whole turkey leg | 3 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #189 | yo-yo | 158 |