Ashmedon

RankItemQuantity
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#449Cloaca grenade36
#1496Cloaca-Cola1
#98Cloaca-Cola c-rations34
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#248Cloaca-Cola knapsack11
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#354Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife2
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#1963Crown of the Goblin King9
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#816Dyspepsi grenade11
#2053Dyspepsi-Cola1
#168Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations17
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#121Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack34
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#332Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen2
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#941Knob Goblin steroids1
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#742Now and Earlier1
#2658Rock Pops1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#1319Senior Mints1
#669Sugar Cog1
#1954Tasty Fun Good rice candy1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1954Wint-O-Fresh mint1
#2955Yummy Tummy bean1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#769aspirin1
#2450baconstone1
#3566badass belt11
#2042ball1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#998blood flower4
#1773blue paisley oyster egg2
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#917blue striped oyster egg5
#1584bottle of rum1
#545can of fake snow1
#1141candied kobold1
#3615candy cane3
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1139cog1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#748cool mushroom1
#1640doll house1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#1281dwarf bread1
#1934easter egg balloon11
#1690eggnog5
#63empty blowgun46
#652enchanted toothpick1
#969fancy chocolate3
#2393felt1
#886flaming mushroom1
#269floral print shirt1
#428frilly shirt1
#2871fruitcake2
#1397gingerbread bugbear12
#2658googly eye1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#2196grue egg10
#374halfberd1
#2400hamethyst1
#1241herb brownies1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#2060kite1
#1086lavender paisley oyster egg3
#1590lavender plastic oyster egg2
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1751length of string1
#960loaded serum blowgun4
#836maple syrup1
#1086marionette1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#138mauve striped oyster egg20
#317mushroom fermenting solution24
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#902off-white polka-dot oyster egg3
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#2716pet rock1
#495petrified time1
#215picture of a dead guy's girlfriend4
#681pirate shirt1
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#2213porquoise1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#931puce polka-dot oyster egg4
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1303rag doll1
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#1458red polka-dot oyster egg2
#807red striped oyster egg3
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1445shiny ring11
#548small leather glove1
#1348sock monkey1
#560spooky bicycle chain4
#730spooky cosmetics bag3
#379spooky eyeliner6
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#398spooky lipstick6
#1064spring1
#1057sprocket1
#288star shirt1
#821stinky mushroom1
#3201stuffed doppelshifter1
#2643stuffing1
#2033teddy bear1
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#41time helmet1
#140time sword1
#42time trousers1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2068top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1384toy train1
#1821toy wheel1
#478tree skirt1
#1038tree-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#118wholeberd1
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#1328yellow plastic oyster egg4
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#54yellow striped oyster egg30
#2364yo-yo1
#362zombie pineal gland12

Wow, that's 544 items total!

what items are this player missing?