| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1471 | Crimbuck | 200 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #312 | M-242 | 29 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #591 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 11 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #509 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #229 | fancy canapés | 2 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #647 | grue egg | 41 |
| #190 | grue egg omelette | 17 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #642 | rat appendix | 4 |
| #301 | snake | 23 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #315 | sparkler | 23 |
| #1476 | spectre scepter | 18 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1261 | twitching claw | 3 |
| #532 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |