BabelFist

RankItemQuantity
#114"Humorous" T-shirt1
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#573Asleep in the Cemetery3
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#815Blizzards I Have Died In1
#118Chester's Aquarius medallion1
#182Chester's bag of candy1
#175Chester's cutoffs1
#185Chester's moustache1
#2374Crimboween memo1
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#697Frosty's frosty mug1
#88Hodgman's almanac1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#730Let Me Be!2
#145Libram of Candy Heart Summoning1
#82Libram of Divine Favors1
#1315MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech3
#742Now and Earlier1
#626Ol' Scratch's salad fork1
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#612Travels with Jerry2
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#2064astronaut pants1
#1020banana-frosted king cake1
#161bed of coals5
#759blue glowstick1
🥈blue ribbon1
#534can of Binarrrca17
#3830candy stake1
#415comfy coffin3
#98cotton candy cocoon1
#2468diamond necklace2
#504effluvious emerald1
#378empty blowgun5
#267evil teddy bear57
#1008fake plastic grass1
#672fancy but probably evil chocolate10
#1589fancy dress ball4
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#1348fire2
#498flamin' bindle1
#305flashing novelty button4
#460freezin' bindle1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1005green glowstick1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#2507heart necklace2
🥈hemp backpack1
#894high-resistance ultrapolymer plating2
#269incredibly creepy marionette11
#697jar of fermented pickle juice1
#141llama lama cria1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#432lucky bottlecap2
#1140orange glowstick1
#153outrageous sombrero1
#583panhandle panhandling hat1
#688pink glowstick3
#1172portable corkscrew3
#805prehistoric spear4
#1104razor-tipped yo-yo6
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2227rubber WWJD? bracelet3
#2197rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#2736rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#3321spade necklace1
#554spooky bindle1
#1709stainless steel suspenders1
#482steamy ruby1
#365stick-on-a-string11
#493stinkin' bindle1
#2261string of blue beads1
#2260string of green beads1
#2246string of red beads1
#2344stuffed alien blob2
#970tattered paper crown1
🥇time sleigh1
#583tin cup of mulligan stew1
#174tin star1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3934tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3941tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3080tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3832tiny plastic G Imp1
#3955tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3876tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3911tiny plastic Hellion1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3960tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3912tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3896tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#85tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven1
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3872tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3067tiny plastic The Man1
#3928tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4024tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3980tiny plastic astronomer1
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#3925tiny plastic blooper1
#3955tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3909tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#3179tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3912tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#3878tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3910tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3923tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3861tiny plastic goth giant1
#3896tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#3892tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3839tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3996tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#3893tiny plastic scary clown1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3953tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3838tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#3938tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3843tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1
#3852tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3848tiny plastic zmobie1
#2528toothsome rock1
#1400toy jet pack3
#941toy ray gun8
#1722toy space helmet2
#600voodoo snuff1

Wow, that's 311 items total!

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