| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #79 | CRIMBCO wine | 80 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #194 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 29 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #138 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 17 |
| #443 | The Joy of Wassailing | 7 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #301 | banana peel | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1348 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #68 | bath ball gift set | 50 |
| #243 | bindlestocking | 11 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #520 | bit of clingfilm | 8 |
| #29 | black facepaint | 30 |
| #340 | bone flute | 2 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #501 | bottle of Blank-Out | 14 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #321 | breaded beer | 2 |
| #485 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 6 |
| #96 | caustic slime nodule | 4 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥈 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 69 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #513 | cursed bottle of rum | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #118 | deluxe fax machine | 3 |
| #1019 | dill | 20 |
| #442 | duct tape | 83 |
| #504 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #209 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #200 | fistful of ashes | 21 |
| #706 | fossilized limb | 3 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #636 | fossilized torso | 3 |
| #500 | fudge lily | 7 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
| #126 | ginormous pumpkin | 2 |
| #139 | glass of baboon milk | 13 |
| #257 | gloomy black mushroom | 13 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #160 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #162 | jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade | 2 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #144 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #611 | paperclip | 50 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #229 | pork elf goodies sack | 34 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #7 | pottery shield | 3 |
| 🥉 | pottery training pants | 8 |
| #64 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #30 | rusty valve wheel | 1 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #101 | silver paté knife | 1 |
| #136 | silver salt-shaker | 1 |
| #217 | slow jam collection | 20 |
| #67 | smoked potsherd | 17 |
| #317 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #66 | unearthed potsherd | 61 |
| #196 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #530 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 19 |
| #136 | volcanic ash | 56 |
| #125 | wumpus hair | 16 |