| #760 | Amulet of Yendor | 19 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2022 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #570 | bag of airline peanuts | 51 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1087 | bottle of goofballs | 23 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #874 | brick | 37 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #882 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #957 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 6 |
| #601 | clown hammer | 45 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #949 | defective skull | 13 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #515 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 56 |
| #1986 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #416 | fake hand | 67 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #766 | green glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #635 | jazz soap | 44 |
| #487 | joybuzzer | 63 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #558 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 53 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #85 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #608 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 39 |
| #490 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 62 |
| #548 | portable corkscrew | 13 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1284 | roll of toilet paper | 24 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #499 | rubber emo roe | 64 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #4246 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #3996 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5283 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 6 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #4580 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #3888 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #4054 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5298 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3988 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 6 |
| #1813 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #514 | whoopie cushion | 63 |
| #617 | wind-up chattering teeth | 50 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #712 | x-ray specs | 21 |
| #506 | yellow snowcone | 66 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |