| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #62 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 8 |
| #888 | Cloaca grenade | 11 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #814 | Dyspepsi grenade | 11 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #31 | Elvish sunglasses | 2 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #118 | Game Grid token | 42 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #222 | Instant Karma | 46 |
| #51 | Knob pasty | 13 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #22 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 3 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #218 | banana | 30 |
| #82 | blackberry | 465 |
| #355 | blood flower | 23 |
| #621 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #177 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #2439 | box of sunshine | 45 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #36 | cursed breeches | 1 |
| #64 | cursed cutlass | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #23 | duct tape wallet | 259 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #74 | fat wallet | 22 |
| #89 | filthy lucre | 240 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #150 | glacial sapphire | 5 |
| #136 | gloomy black mushroom | 30 |
| #177 | grue egg | 115 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #52 | lovecat tail | 15 |
| #91 | ocarina of space | 44 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #59 | pair of ragged claws | 6 |
| #100 | pile of gold coins | 32 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #78 | plastic passion fruit | 27 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #10 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #127 | steamy ruby | 12 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #339 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 22 |
| #49 | tasty tart | 30 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #37 | tiny costume wardrobe | 2 |
| #88 | unearthly onyx | 17 |
| #48 | unstable quark | 25 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |