| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #238 | Game Grid token | 2 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1050 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #212 | Space Tours Tripple | 2 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #1525 | brick | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #422 | cheap toaster | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #2701 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1899 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #792 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #29 | hair of the calf | 12 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #533 | hobo nickel | 402 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #846 | quantum taco | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #464 | wumpus hair | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |