| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1582 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1434 | brick | 13 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #1633 | club necklace | 4 |
| #110 | cottage | 5 |
| #1094 | defective skull | 8 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1182 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1567 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1471 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1095 | fake hand | 12 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1396 | jazz soap | 6 |
| #1396 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #1507 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #1325 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1561 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1515 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2974 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #3018 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #3191 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #4324 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #4619 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3067 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #5749 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3451 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2785 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1462 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1510 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1002 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1782 | yellow snowcone | 3 |