Old Gezzer

RankItemQuantity
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#1216Amulet of Yendor4
#2231Ancient Saucehelm1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#2543Scalp of Gorgolok1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#5939badass belt3
#1580bag of airline peanuts4
#5025bottle of goofballs1
#1437brick13
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#545chintzy disco ball pendant1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#1497clown hammer4
#1634club necklace4
#110cottage5
#1092defective skull8
#3287diamond necklace1
#5139easter egg balloon1
#1180encoder ring1
#1565explosion-flavored chewing gum3
#1468fake fake vomit7
#1092fake hand12
#4737fuzzy dice1
#5340grue egg1
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#1394jazz soap6
#1395joybuzzer7
#1505magical ice cube with a fly in it5
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#1322pet rock "Groucho" disguise5
#1558pet rock "Snooty" disguise4
#812potted cactus1
#961razor-sharp can lid1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1765rubber WWBD? bracelet4
#2768rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2736rubber WWtNSD? bracelet2
#1516rubber emo roe6
#2497spade necklace2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1394stone of eXtreme power1
#2988stuffed Cheshire bitten15
#3027stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech15
#3199stuffed angry cow14
#3004stuffed astral badger15
#4329stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#3470stuffed cocoabo12
#4623stuffed flaming gravy fairy8
#3405stuffed frozen gravy fairy13
#3075stuffed hand turkey15
#5753stuffed mind flayer5
#5344stuffed scary death orb6
#4033stuffed sleazy gravy fairy10
#3456stuffed snowy owl12
#2794stuffed spooky gravy fairy17
#3733stuffed stinky gravy fairy11
#3754stuffed undead elbow macaroni11
#1137tomato1
#1461whoopie cushion7
#1511wind-up chattering teeth7
#191wooden figurine1
#1000x-ray specs9
#1778yellow snowcone3

Wow, that's 356 items total!

what items are this player missing?