| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1581 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1437 | brick | 13 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #576 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #1498 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #1632 | club necklace | 4 |
| #110 | cottage | 5 |
| #1093 | defective skull | 8 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1566 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1469 | fake fake vomit | 7 |
| #1093 | fake hand | 12 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1395 | jazz soap | 6 |
| #1396 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #1505 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 5 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #1323 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1559 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #962 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2736 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1517 | rubber emo roe | 6 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2987 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 15 |
| #3029 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 15 |
| #3202 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3006 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3471 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #4625 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3407 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3074 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #5757 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #5346 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4036 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3458 | stuffed snowy owl | 12 |
| #2793 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3733 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3756 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #1462 | whoopie cushion | 7 |
| #1512 | wind-up chattering teeth | 7 |
| #191 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1780 | yellow snowcone | 3 |