| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #413 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3211 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1046 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #1758 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #988 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #592 | can of maces | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #4234 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #206 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #428 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1109 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #219 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #739 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #235 | llama lama gong | 10 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1265 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #671 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #145 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #864 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #102 | rubber axe | 10 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #476 | snorkel | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #1112 | stone of eXtreme power | 3 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3941 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3067 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3928 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4024 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #810 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |