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| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
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| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #74 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 787 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #310 | Valentine | 100 |
| #584 | acoustic guitarrr | 4 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #1659 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #270 | bag of Cheat-Os | 37 |
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| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #935 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
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| #95 | booty chest charrrm | 119 |
| #266 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 5 |
| #2100 | box of sunshine | 61 |
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| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1093 | candy stake | 6 |
| #91 | cannonball charrrm | 120 |
| #144 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #109 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 94 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #565 | disintegrating quill pen | 5 |
| #1717 | disturbing fanfic | 2 |
| #540 | drum machine | 4 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #711 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 20 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1158 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #176 | grumpy old man charrrm | 22 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1188 | handful of hand chalk | 2 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #2638 | laser-broiled pear | 7 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #971 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #24 | miniature coffin | 10 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #1228 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #832 | oyster basket | 4 |
| #16 | pail | 684 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #1651 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #1153 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #330 | plot hole | 438 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #727 | radium-flavored potato chips | 24 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #456 | silver tongue charrrm | 7 |
| #82 | silver tongue charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6937 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7830 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7877 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #436 | stuffed can of asparagus | 10 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #1780 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 10 |
| #8961 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #205 | stuffed zmobie | 8 |
| #124 | tarrrnish charrrm | 27 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #1159 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1933 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #686 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 22 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1377 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #2114 | yellow snowcone | 1 |