| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1076 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1110 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #262 | 64067 scroll | 1 |
| #393 | 668 scroll | 1 |
| #1526 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #1781 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 6 |
| #634 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 2 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #143 | Cloaca grenade | 115 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #538 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #2737 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #174 | NG | 8 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #480 | Rock Pops | 111 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #509 | Supernova Champagne | 4 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #540 | adder bladder | 6 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #409 | ant agonist | 4 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #739 | asbestos ore | 5 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #5465 | badass belt | 4 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #617 | barbed-wire fence | 5 |
| #653 | baseball | 3 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #526 | black pension check | 2 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #291 | blood of the Wereseal | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #543 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #415 | carbonated water lily | 6 |
| #452 | centipede eggs | 4 |
| #1614 | chaos butterfly | 2 |
| #252 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #286 | dance card | 6 |
| #961 | dark potion | 1 |
| #514 | dehydrated caviar | 4 |
| #423 | demon skin | 18 |
| #766 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #1953 | diamond necklace | 3 |
| #1624 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #701 | disco ball | 32 |
| #698 | disco mask | 27 |
| #695 | disease | 7 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #479 | displaced fish | 5 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #95 | dope wheels | 15 |
| #396 | dried face | 7 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1040 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1031 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #506 | filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") | 1 |
| #980 | filthy lucre | 28 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #956 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #723 | grapes | 2 |
| #972 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #475 | hair spray | 5 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #450 | handful of moss | 4 |
| #442 | handful of sand | 25 |
| #476 | handsomeness potion | 2 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #641 | heart-shaped balloon | 6 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #137 | helmet recipe | 3 |
| #822 | helmet turtle | 28 |
| #234 | henna tattoo | 3 |
| #139 | hermit permit | 39 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #544 | hot date | 3 |
| #528 | inkwell | 3 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #587 | leathery rat skin | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #866 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #337 | mariachi pants | 55 |
| #1088 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #936 | milky potion | 1 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #494 | mother's little helper | 3 |
| #756 | moxie weed | 5 |
| #813 | mummy wrapping | 1 |
| #910 | murky potion | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #86 | nothing-in-the-box | 12 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #794 | olive | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #940 | orange | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #821 | pail | 10 |
| #548 | pasta spoon | 37 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #766 | phonics down | 26 |
| #512 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 39 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1097 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #1093 | plot hole | 6 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #1296 | pretty flower | 9 |
| #1038 | probability potion | 3 |
| #1052 | procrastination potion | 3 |
| #386 | pygmy blowgun | 2 |
| #574 | ravioli hat | 32 |
| #555 | razor-sharp can lid | 13 |
| #156 | red pixel potion | 36 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #527 | rocky raccoon | 10 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1489 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3656 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1722 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 4 |
| #629 | sake bomb | 5 |
| #604 | saucepan | 58 |
| #481 | savoy truffle | 2 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1096 | scroll of drastic healing | 5 |
| #1113 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #605 | seal tooth | 13 |
| #568 | seal-clubbing club | 44 |
| #340 | seal-skull helmet | 35 |
| #77 | shirt kit | 5 |
| #130 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 4 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #268 | slip 'n' slide | 4 |
| #940 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #684 | snake | 9 |
| #611 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 128 |
| #458 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 11 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #877 | spider web | 8 |
| #92 | spring | 323 |
| #120 | sprocket | 254 |
| #733 | star chart | 5 |
| #126 | star throwing star | 3 |
| #1026 | stick | 1 |
| #518 | stolen accordion | 68 |
| #688 | strawberry | 6 |
| #2192 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 22 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #1924 | stuffed angry cow | 26 |
| #3334 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #1758 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #2703 | stuffed cocoabo | 17 |
| #2188 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1827 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #3067 | stuffed hand turkey | 15 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #942 | stuffed ninja snowman | 3 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2189 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2582 | stuffed snowy owl | 18 |
| #2188 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2542 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #616 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2 |
| #927 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #608 | tattered scrap of paper | 3 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #647 | tomato | 23 |
| #238 | tonic water | 1 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #614 | turtle totem | 49 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #191 | viking helmet | 88 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #895 | water pipe bomb | 2 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #361 | wussiness potion | 39 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |