| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1050 | Ent cider | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #2680 | Yummy Tummy bean | 5 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #484 | blood flower | 14 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #459 | bottle of Vangoghbitussin | 1 |
| #847 | brine | 15 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #54 | clockwork rings | 1 |
| #93 | clockwork sheet | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #97 | clockwork thingamajig | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #129 | cologne of contempt | 2 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #1064 | ghost cucumber | 26 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #62 | helmet turtle | 2,376 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #1424 | kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #773 | length of string | 14 |
| #65 | loaded serum blowgun | 45 |
| #1076 | mafia aria | 11 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #528 | magical mystery juice | 5 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #20 | mariachi pants | 2,383 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #860 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #29 | pasta spoon | 2,403 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #193 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 8 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #782 | purple snowcone | 2 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #31 | ravioli hat | 2,360 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #234 | ring of fire resistance | 2 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #52 | saucepan | 1,730 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #35 | seal tooth | 2,263 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #149 | smile-sharpening stone | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #665 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #57 | stolen accordion | 2,405 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #44 | turtle totem | 2,552 |
| #610 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #1179 | vinegar | 11 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1566 | yo-yo | 6 |