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| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #639 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 6 |
| #979 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #568 | bejeweled pledge pin | 3 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #474 | communications windchimes | 6 |
| #484 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #470 | depantsing bomb | 3 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #418 | energy drink IV | 3 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #604 | ferret bait | 2 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #526 | gas balloon | 4 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #405 | hippy medical kit | 4 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #386 | keg shield | 3 |
| #386 | kick-ass kicks | 3 |
| #2304 | killing feather | 7 |
| #2572 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #586 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #963 | monomolecular yo-yo | 26 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #367 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1183 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #329 | shiny hood ornament | 2 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1097 | stuffed gray blob | 15 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #642 | theoretical string | 17 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #516 | tube of dread wax | 2 |
| #2387 | unstable laser battery | 16 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #687 | water pipe bomb | 15 |
| #330 | wicker shield | 6 |