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| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #639 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 6 |
| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1927 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1016 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #47 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1798 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #571 | bejeweled pledge pin | 3 |
| #1498 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #621 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #476 | communications windchimes | 6 |
| #486 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #471 | depantsing bomb | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #419 | energy drink IV | 3 |
| #3638 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #604 | ferret bait | 2 |
| #540 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #528 | gas balloon | 4 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #407 | hippy medical kit | 4 |
| #758 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #387 | keg shield | 3 |
| #387 | kick-ass kicks | 3 |
| #2304 | killing feather | 7 |
| #2570 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #683 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #964 | monomolecular yo-yo | 26 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1291 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #368 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #610 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #987 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1182 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #388 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #1034 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #330 | shiny hood ornament | 2 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1096 | stuffed gray blob | 15 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #1374 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #642 | theoretical string | 17 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3347 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2752 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #515 | tube of dread wax | 2 |
| #2386 | unstable laser battery | 16 |
| #873 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #1098 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #689 | water pipe bomb | 15 |
| #332 | wicker shield | 6 |