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| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #639 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 6 |
| #980 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1929 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 2 |
| #1018 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #669 | LED block | 1 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #953 | M-242 | 3 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #570 | bejeweled pledge pin | 3 |
| #1501 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #622 | borg sock monkey | 2 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #475 | communications windchimes | 6 |
| #484 | concentrated magicalness pill | 2 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #470 | depantsing bomb | 3 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #419 | energy drink IV | 3 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #604 | ferret bait | 2 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #526 | gas balloon | 4 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #406 | hippy medical kit | 4 |
| #759 | immense cyborg hand | 6 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #386 | keg shield | 3 |
| #386 | kick-ass kicks | 3 |
| #2304 | killing feather | 7 |
| #2572 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #964 | monomolecular yo-yo | 26 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1292 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #367 | panty raider camouflage | 2 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #988 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1183 | rogue swarmer | 47 |
| #386 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2114 | sawblade fragment | 21 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #330 | shiny hood ornament | 2 |
| #879 | snake | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #890 | sparkler | 3 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6262 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1097 | stuffed gray blob | 15 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #718 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1007 | synthetic stuffing | 2 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #642 | theoretical string | 17 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2091 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4855 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #546 | toy maglev monorail | 2 |
| #515 | tube of dread wax | 2 |
| #2387 | unstable laser battery | 16 |
| #874 | vibrating cyborg knife | 8 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #688 | water pipe bomb | 15 |
| #330 | wicker shield | 6 |