Waffie
formerly asspoop

RankItemQuantity
#97Crimbo ukulele2
#232Crimboween memo38
#532Deactivated O. A. F.1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#1165Ent cider1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#635MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech11
#75Mayflower bouquet1
#1758Mob Penguin cellular phone3
#713St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket7
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#769aspirin1
#415astronaut ice-cream1
#1082astronaut pants5
#353ball18
#1654blood flower1
🥈blue ribbon1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#174bobble-hip hula elf doll1
#545can of fake snow1
#1773chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#134clockwork maid1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#890doll house4
#150duck-on-a-string14
#607empty blowgun2
#553evil teddy bear24
#1200fancy dress ball7
#342fire17
#1610flashing novelty button1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1005green glowstick1
#553incredibly creepy marionette5
#884killer rag doll2
#387kite19
#1898kneecapping stick1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#938mad scientist's sock monkey2
#331marionette5
#104ninja pirate zombie robot head1
#523oriole-feather headdress2
#285pet rock26
#273petrified time2
#889possessed top6
#310prehistoric spear12
#531rag doll4
#769razor-tipped yo-yo10
#10rose-colored glasses1
#80sleeping snowy owl59
#475sock monkey5
#834spooky hockey mask2
#229stick-on-a-string18
#1483stuffed alien blob4
#1395stuffed doppelshifter6
#777stuffed zmobie1
#401teddy bear17
🥇time sleigh1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2306tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#358tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram4
#370tiny plastic Scream Queen4
#1810tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo2
#420tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll4
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#438tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire4
#508tiny plastic skeletal reindeer3
#2898tiny plastic sweet nutcracker2
#294toothsome rock37
#1557top2
#612toy crazy train14
#897toy jet pack7
#897toy mercenary6
#941toy ray gun8
#1190toy soldier1
#953toy space helmet7
#522toy train4
#478tree skirt1
#604tree-eating kite53
#84tropical paperweight4
#255tropical wrapping paper4
#423vampire duck-on-a-string25
#271wheel13
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#443yo21
#720yo-yo35
#678zombie pineal gland7

Wow, that's 669 items total!

what items are this player missing?