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| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #410 | Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir | 13 |
| #76 | Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent | 13 |
| #135 | Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm | 13 |
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| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
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| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
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| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
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| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
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| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #665 | black pixel | 13 |
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| #250 | brainy skull | 1 |
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| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
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| #174 | carob brownies | 1 |
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| #733 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #169 | catsup | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #84 | chef skull | 1 |
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| #234 | chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #286 | cherry | 13 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
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| #375 | chrome ore | 13 |
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| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #584 | concentrated magicalness pill | 1 |
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| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #915 | cranberries | 6 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #185 | crossbow string | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
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| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #925 | dense meat stack | 6 |
| #589 | deodorant | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1018 | disassembled clover | 13 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
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| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #355 | dope wheels | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #79 | dripping meat crossbow | 1 |
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| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
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| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #946 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
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| #605 | enchanted bean | 1 |
| #207 | enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #204 | enchanted eyepatch | 1 |
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| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #640 | evil golden arch | 6 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #676 | eye of newt | 6 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
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| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
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| #274 | flower petal pie | 1 |
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| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
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| #60 | fruit basket | 6 |
| #56 | fruit bowl | 6 |
| #149 | full meat tank | 1 |
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| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #1351 | ghuol egg | 1 |
| #555 | ghuol egg quiche | 1 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #255 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #640 | giant moxie weed | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #615 | glass of goat's milk | 6 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1107 | glowing red eye | 1 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
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| #790 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #218 | gnoll-tooth necklace | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
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| #656 | goat cheese | 6 |
| #699 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #379 | grapefruit | 13 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #868 | green pixel | 13 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
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| #2476 | grue egg | 8 |
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| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #42 | handful of drink tickets | 13 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #123 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
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| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #556 | hellion cube | 6 |
| #209 | helmet recipe | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
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| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
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| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #969 | hill of beans | 1 |
| #123 | hippopotamus skin | 30 |
| #316 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
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| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #917 | hot wing | 13 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #615 | icy katana hilt | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #740 | infernal insoles | 1 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #246 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
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| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #542 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #188 | jumbo olive | 13 |
| #187 | jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #53 | ketchup | 13 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #280 | large cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #849 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #815 | lemon | 13 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #60 | lifeless meat doll | 1 |
| #1010 | lihc eye | 1 |
| #623 | lihc eye pie | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #497 | lime | 13 |
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| #888 | line | 6 |
| #528 | linoleum ore | 6 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #984 | magical ice cubes | 5 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #60 | maid head | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1323 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #118 | meat cowboy hat | 1 |
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| #55 | meat face | 1 |
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| #74 | meat golem | 1 |
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| #1043 | meat stack | 1 |
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| #136 | meatloaf helmet | 1 |
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| #166 | menudo | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #1201 | metallic A | 1 |
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| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
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| #378 | mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #568 | necklace chain | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #263 | nothing-in-the-box | 1 |
| #56 | nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #466 | olive | 13 |
| #119 | olive stir-fry | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #534 | orange | 13 |
| #1170 | original G | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #244 | pants kit | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #849 | papaya | 3 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #706 | penguin skin | 30 |
| #101 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #301 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1144 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #322 | pie crust | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #662 | pile of jumping beans | 1 |
| #87 | pimpin' meat hat | 1 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #93 | pirate skull | 1 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #106 | plastic cup of beer | 29 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #207 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #989 | pr0n legs | 1 |
| #145 | pr0n stir-fry | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #332 | purple pixel pie | 1 |
| #822 | rat appendix | 1 |
| #455 | rat appendix kabob | 1 |
| #149 | rat appendix stir-fry | 1 |
| #137 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #509 | ratgut | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #187 | really really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #134 | really sticky spider web | 1 |
| #487 | red pixel | 13 |
| #659 | red pixel potion | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #771 | reodorant | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #23 | roll of drink tickets | 11 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #407 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #920 | scrumptious reagent | 5 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #46 | seal-toothed rock | 1 |
| #387 | secret blend of herbs and spices | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #183 | skirt / kilt kit | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #941 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #1335 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1 |
| #796 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #668 | spices | 13 |
| #180 | spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #156 | spicy enchanted bean burrito | 1 |
| #135 | spicy jumping bean burrito | 1 |
| #1159 | spider web | 1 |
| #450 | spiked femur | 5 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #179 | spooky staff | 2 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #682 | spork | 1 |
| #440 | spray paint | 1 |
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| #1059 | sprocket | 1 |
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| #111 | sticky meat pants | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
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| #554 | strawberry | 13 |
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| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #714 | strongness elixir | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #1225 | sunken chest | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #71 | sweet rims | 4 |
| #178 | sword hilt | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #573 | ten-leaf clover | 13 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
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| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #682 | tires | 4 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #107 | tofu stir-fry | 1 |
| #753 | tomato | 13 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #680 | uncooked chorizo | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
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| #520 | volcanic ash | 2 |
| #142 | volleyball | 1 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #773 | wad of dough | 13 |
| #697 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
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| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
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| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #1023 | white pixel | 1 |
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| #1059 | white snake skin | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
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| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #190 | wooden figurine | 1 |
| #103 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
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| #102 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |
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