Kevlar

RankItemQuantity
#14381-ball1
#11491337 7r0uZ0RZ1
#14272-ball1
#14573-ball1
#14744-ball1
#14365-ball1
#14266-ball1
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#14867-ball1
#22458-ball1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#499Boris's ring3
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1496Dr. Hobo's scalpel1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#654Elf Farm Raffle ticket1
#1008Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots1
#126Frostâ„¢ brand sword1
#789Gnollish flyswatter1
#594Gnollish pie server1
#725Gnollish plunger1
#595Gnollish slotted spoon1
#337Grateful Undead T-shirt1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#67Kentucky-fried meat crossbow1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1052Knob Goblin elite shirt1
#1207Knob Goblin firecracker1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#579Knob Goblin melon baller1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#1058Knob Goblin scimitar1
#746Knob Goblin spatula1
#1117Knob Goblin tongs1
#892Knob Goblin visor1
#437Mace of the Tortoise1
#1985MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech1
#403Meat detector1
#2244Mob Penguin cellular phone1
#988Mohawk wig1
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#308Orcish meat locker1
#618Pick-O-Matic lockpicks1
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#734Sneaky Pete's breath spray1
#727Snow Queen Crown1
#172Super Magic Power Sword X1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1006acoustic guitarrr1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#1081annoying pitchfork1
#887antique greaves1
#731antique hand mirror1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#387asbestos staff1
#478asbestos sword1
#1080asparagus knife1
#643asshat1
#1921awful poetry journal1
#7427badass belt1
#133badger badge1
#430balaclava1
#632balaclava baklava1
#630ballroom blintz1
#218banjo strings1
#1234bar skin1
#2128barrrnacle1
#367barskin hat1
#606batblade2
#282beanbag chair1
#725beer lens1
#1005big red clown nose1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#964bloody clown pants1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#665bone rattle1
#1053box1
#7455box of sunshine1
#247brainy skull1
#318brass stinger1
#746briefcase1
#1268broken skull1
#624broken sword1
#864bubbly potion2
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#937bum cheek2
#951can of Binarrrca8
#545can of fake snow1
#592can of maces1
#684cardboard wakizashi1
#1063chef's hat1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#576chintzy seal pendant1
#409chocolate spurs1
#824chopsticks1
#452chrome crossbow1
#429chrome staff1
#523chrome sword1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1795clown hammer1
#798clown shoes1
#597coffin lid1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#864cool whip1
#850cornuthaum1
#246cottage1
#433cream pie1
#706crowbarrr1
#586dark potion10
#1292dead guy's watch1
#810decorative fountain1
#375denim axe1
#3285diamond necklace1
#1064diamond-studded cane1
#1096dirty hobo gloves1
#1849disco ball1
#1718disco mask1
#787disintegrating quill pen1
#476disintegrating sheet music1
#1853disturbing fanfic1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#1979drywall axe1
#114eXtreme meat crossbow1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#206enchanted eyepatch1
#652enchanted toothpick1
#734enormous belt buckle1
#849evil golden arch2
#402eye-pod1
#1086eyepatch1
#952f3d0r41
#531fairy gravy boat1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#602filthy pestle1
#955flaming crutch1
#378flaming glowsticks1
#941flaming talons1
#905flaregun1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#428frilly shirt1
#731frozen nunchaku1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#642ga-ga radio1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#1255giant needle1
#2536giant pinky ring1
#1109glowing red eye1
#145gnatwing earring1
#736gnauga hide1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#769gnoll lips1
#788gnoll teeth1
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#821goat beard1
#825gob of wet hair1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#122grease gun1
#1005green glowstick1
#973grouchy restless spirit1
#533guano coffee cup1
#870guitar pick1
#374halfberd1
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#3382heart necklace1
#1877helmet turtle1
#892hemp string1
#161hippo whip1
#460hors d'oeuvre tray1
#998hot katana blade1
#606huge spoon1
#729hypodermic needle1
#325iced-out bling1
#739infernal insoles1
#669inkwell1
#683irate sombrero1
#312jack flapper1
#364jewelry-making pliers1
#1882joybuzzer1
#908ketchup hound1
#1898kneecapping stick1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1295lead necklace1
#692leather chaps1
#897leather mask1
#670leotarrrd1
#905lihc face1
#456linoleum crossbow1
#437linoleum staff1
#521linoleum sword1
#930long skinny balloon1
#1453loose teeth1
#377los chinos1
#425lupine sword1
#2077mafia aria1
#386magic lamp1
#677maiden wig1
#171makeshift skirt1
#750many-eyed glasses1
#709mariachi G-string1
#1299mariachi pants1
#693meat from yesterday1
#671mesh cap1
#145moxie magnet1
#152muculent machete1
#600mullet wig1
#568necklace chain1
#858ninja hot pants1
#628ninja mop1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#691old coin purse1
#676old leather wallet1
#440opera mask1
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#879oversized pizza cutter1
#1761pail1
#396palm-frond toupee1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#1565pasta spoon1
#150penguin shorts1
#192penguin whip1
#302phat turquoise bracelet1
#537piercing post1
#332pine tar1
#681pirate shirt1
#592pitchfork1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#1184pool cue1
#143potato pistol1
#730prosthetic forehead1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#557ram horns1
#557ram stick1
#1506ravioli hat1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#666ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon1
#368ring of adornment1
#376ring of conflict1
#341ring of gain strength1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1431[2108]rock1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#849rusty grave robbing shovel1
#884sabre teeth1
#683safarrri hat1
#1709saucepan1
#1103seal tooth1
#1671seal-clubbing club1
#399serpentine sword1
#412serum of sarcasm1
#2313shiny ring3
#1414skeleton bone1
#788skewer1
#509skewer-mounted razor blade1
#1014smart skull1
#349snake shield1
#397snarling wolf shield1
#475snorkel1
#803snowboarder pants1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#3320spade necklace1
#138special sauce glove1
#822spiked femur1
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1892spooky length of string1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#1219spooky stick1
#682spork1
#310star buckler1
#919star chart1
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#133star spatula1
#1029stick1
#943stick of "gum"1
#1825stolen accordion1
#273stone banjo1
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#8961stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8803stuffed snowy owl1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#766sucky decal1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#501teeny-tiny ninja stars1
#603tenderizing hammer1
#1620thin black candle1
🥇time sleigh1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#463tiny maracas1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1124tiny shaker of salt1
#873titanium assault umbrella2
#2527toothsome rock1
#1841towel1
#1564toy mercenary2
#2262toy space helmet1
#478tree skirt1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#668vampire collar1
#1043viking helmet1
#896vorpal blade1
#687walrus-tusk earring1
#586white collar1
#810white satin pants1
#582white satin shield1
#1059white snake skin1
#854white sword1
#1245wolf mask1
#365wooden axe1
#811wooden stakes1
#554worn tophat1
#118yak whip1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1

Wow, that's 406 items total!

what items are this player missing?