| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1580 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1914 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #586 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1096 | evil googly eye | 2 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1710 | fake fake vomit | 3 |
| #1407 | fake hand | 5 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #895 | giant pinky ring | 14 |
| #1683 | green beer | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #249 | heart-shaped balloon | 51 |
| #2517 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #506 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 5 |
| #656 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 3 |
| #272 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 747 |
| #230 | ice-cold Willer | 251 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1630 | joybuzzer | 3 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #763 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 34 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1378 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #1147 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 14 |
| #1725 | pixellated candy heart | 2 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #369 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #146 | sleazy fairy gravy | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1496 | spooky felt | 3 |
| #1561 | spooky length of string | 3 |
| #990 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8889 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #349 | super-spiky hair gel | 226 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6102 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1733 | toast | 164 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2766 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1608 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |