| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #86 | CSA fire-starting kit | 283 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #288 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #1039 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #206 | Dreadsylvanian Almanac page | 11 |
| #2267 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #56 | archaeologing shovel | 2 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1192 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #1496 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #253 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #17 | continuum transfunctioner | 20 |
| #1335 | duct tape | 11 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #941 | empty agua de vida bottle | 30 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #894 | hobo nickel | 75 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1081 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1641 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #256 | s'more | 46 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #666 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #3300 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |