| #1338 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #47 | Angry Farmer candy | 4,809 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #388 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #576 | Daffy Taffy | 50 |
| #125 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 11 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #344 | Gummi-Gnauga | 7 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #238 | LED block | 6 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #40 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 3,414 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #475 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #74 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 694 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #21 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 13,888 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #629 | Yummy Tummy bean | 312 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #1151 | abominable snowcone | 3 |
| #202 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 33 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #679 | arrrgyle socks | 2 |
| #489 | awful poetry journal | 175 |
| #825 | banana | 3 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #340 | black pension check | 9 |
| #181 | black snowcone | 21 |
| #123 | blue snowcone | 171 |
| #636 | bottle of gin | 17 |
| #888 | bottle of rum | 18 |
| #837 | bottle of tequila | 10 |
| #10 | bottle of vodka | 29,367 |
| #486 | bottle of whiskey | 61 |
| #910 | boxed wine | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #628 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 14 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #57 | commemorative war stein | 1,532 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1264 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #530 | disturbing fanfic | 171 |
| #167 | duck-on-a-string | 13 |
| #114 | duct tape wallet | 26 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #286 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 165 |
| #744 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #24 | fancy seashell necklace | 1,567 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #139 | flamin' bindle | 5 |
| #323 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #562 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #706 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #68 | furry fur | 3,163 |
| #2477 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2446 | golden ring | 10 |
| #137 | green snowcone | 177 |
| #100 | heavy D | 1,565 |
| #639 | herbal stuffing | 12 |
| #475 | hobo nickel | 509 |
| #1069 | iGoogly | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #697 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #2019 | killing feather | 19 |
| #97 | kite | 69 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2696 | laser-broiled pear | 6 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #31 | marionette | 27 |
| #75 | meat golem | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #2618 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #286 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #646 | nanofiber cloth | 7 |
| #225 | old coin purse | 48 |
| #213 | old leather wallet | 43 |
| #94 | old-fashioned | 10 |
| #159 | orange snowcone | 179 |
| #44 | original G | 4,924 |
| #1290 | oversized fish scaler | 4 |
| #678 | pet rock | 11 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #116 | plot hole | 2,231 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #139 | procrastination potion | 792 |
| #151 | purple snowcone | 199 |
| #313 | radium-flavored potato chips | 165 |
| #380 | rag doll | 6 |
| #144 | red snowcone | 192 |
| #1517 | robotronic egg | 9 |
| #2392 | rogue swarmer | 11 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2196 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| 🥈 | set of Unobtainium straps | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #55 | sock monkey | 43 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #330 | stinkin' bindle | 2 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #57 | stuffed doppelshifter | 223 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #747 | synthetic stuffing | 6 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #344 | teddy bear | 20 |
| #780 | theoretical string | 12 |
| #509 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #394 | tofurkey gravy | 22 |
| #369 | tofurkey leg | 23 |
| #902 | top | 5 |
| #723 | toy hoverpad | 14 |
| #111 | toy train | 15 |
| #525 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #288 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 165 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1943 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #102 | yo-yo | 307 |