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| #193 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 13 |
| #132 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 15 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
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| #181 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 4 |
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| #390 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 8 |
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| #132 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 5 |
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| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
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| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
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| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1147 | eggnog | 11 |
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| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
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| #1645 | hamethyst | 3 |
| #877 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #541 | kite | 13 |
| #1104 | kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #1566 | length of string | 2 |
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| #913 | mafia aria | 16 |
| #224 | marionette | 8 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
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| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
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| #1529 | porquoise | 3 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #144 | rag doll | 13 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #182 | sock monkey | 14 |
| #293 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 2 |
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| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #2121 | stuffing | 2 |
| #719 | support cummerbund | 7 |
| #523 | teddy bear | 12 |
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| #1759 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #938 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 5 |
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| #616 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 16 |
| #706 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 14 |
| #249 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 11 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #913 | tiny plastic G Imp | 8 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #665 | tiny plastic Hellion | 11 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #639 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #918 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 8 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #1187 | tiny plastic The Man | 4 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 6 |
| #696 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 7 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #928 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #2546 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1404 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 13 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
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| #915 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #921 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
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| #825 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
| #1485 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 4 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
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| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #931 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 19 |
| #929 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 19 |
| #1312 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #1314 | tiny plastic grue | 14 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 11 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic killer bee | 16 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #999 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 18 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 17 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic mosquito | 15 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1471 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #965 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 8 |
| #1008 | tiny plastic stab bat | 18 |
| #1270 | tiny plastic star starfish | 14 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #483 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 19 |
| #742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 10 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1445 | tiny plastic warwelf | 5 |
| #928 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 8 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #200 | top | 21 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #247 | toy train | 9 |
| #399 | toy wheel | 23 |
| #238 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #329 | yo-yo | 99 |