| #163 | Cosmic Calorie | 10 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #100 | Mark of the Bugbear | 2 |
| #101 | Mark of the Werewolf | 2 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #753 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #908 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #234 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 50 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #12 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 43 |
| #61 | Xiblaxian cache locator simcode | 1 |
| #57 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #82 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 29 |
| #23 | alpine watercolor set | 1 |
| #467 | banana peel | 4 |
| #75 | black BRICKO brick | 1 |
| #1050 | bottle of goofballs | 24 |
| #92 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 1 |
| #118 | box of sunshine | 3,615 |
| #162 | bubblin' crude | 101 |
| #45 | bugbear purification pill | 16 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #217 | bunny liver | 38 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #123 | confusing LED clock | 53 |
| #345 | eldritch effluvium | 4 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #66 | fistful of ashes | 76 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #32 | li'l unicorn costume | 1 |
| #29 | modern picture frame | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1091 | old sweatpants | 34 |
| #253 | ornate picture frame | 5 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #623 | personalized coffee mug | 47 |
| #76 | pint of sweat | 4 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #1296 | pretty flower | 9 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #13 | reliable sixgun | 1 |
| #31 | sewing kit | 1 |
| #412 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #103 | spectre scepter | 212 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #176 | tiny barrel | 1 |
| #30 | toy sixgun | 5 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #321 | useless powder | 476 |
| #717 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 11 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #112 | wriggling worm | 6 |