| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #74 | BRICKO bulwark | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #121 | Knob Goblin pants | 131 |
| #139 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 115 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin tongs | 112 |
| 🥇 | Loathing Legion pizza stone | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #106 | Mer-kin roundshield | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #39 | Ouija Board, Ouija Board | 1 |
| #836 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 8 |
| #79 | Red X Shield | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #13 | Unkillable Skeleton's shield | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #44 | ancient calendar | 1 |
| #230 | ancient stone head | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #18 | arm buzzer | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #73 | barskin buckler | 1 |
| #77 | bat whip | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #6711 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #49 | brass dorsal fin | 1 |
| #928 | brine | 11 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #160 | chef's hat | 92 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #111 | clownskin buckler | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1044 | delicious salad | 14 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #97 | demon whip | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #1283 | dill | 8 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #777 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #130 | fleshy lump | 1 |
| #257 | flimsy clipboard | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #16 | ghast iron heater shield | 1 |
| #1458 | ghost cucumber | 8 |
| #122 | giant clay ashtray | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #212 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #19 | glass pie plate | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #6 | grisly shield | 1 |
| #37 | heavy-duty clipboard | 1 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #458 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 1 |
| #341 | hot plate | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #904 | jar of swamp gas | 10 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #104 | low-budget shield | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #34 | meat shield | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #147 | penguin skin buckler | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #28 | pixel chain whip | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #60 | pixel whip | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #75 | rattail whip | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #1104 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #102 | rubber ribcage | 1 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #862 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #441 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #14 | shield of the Skeleton Lord | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #62 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #52 | spongy shield | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| 🥈 | stinky cheese wheel | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #584 | strange shiny disc | 5 |
| #102 | strongness elixir | 103 |
| #21 | studded sealhide shield | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #98 | tail o' nine cats | 1 |
| #47 | tailbone shield | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #33 | tortoboggan shield | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3146 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #85 | turtle wax shield | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #28 | velcro shield | 1 |
| #1216 | vinegar | 10 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #899 | wad of cotton | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #582 | white satin shield | 1 |
| #87 | white whip | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #430 | wonderwall shield | 1 |
| #119 | yak whip | 1 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #265 | zombie pineal gland | 17 |