| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1681 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1660 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2052 | brick | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1811 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1025 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #1783 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1426 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #1336 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #577 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1418 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #610 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #855 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #802 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #754 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #733 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1271 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1710 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4796 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3303 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3366 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1104 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1285 | unstable DNA | 24 |
| #474 | water wings | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |