| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #701 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1041 | M-242 | 2 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1090 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1579 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #1023 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 2 |
| #1784 | fancy dress ball | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #1203 | gray bow tie | 2 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1419 | knuckle sandwich | 2 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
| #853 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #801 | mauve striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1304 | patent leather shoes | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1272 | rigid carapace | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #968 | snake | 2 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #972 | sparkler | 2 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6106 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2596 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3361 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6157 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1105 | twitching claw | 4 |
| #1286 | unstable DNA | 24 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2048 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |