| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #961 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 6 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #613 | Trollhouse cookies | 32 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #823 | awful poetry journal | 53 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2664 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #39 | clockwork claws | 2 |
| #479 | clockwork key | 4 |
| #114 | clockwork sphere | 2 |
| #882 | disturbing fanfic | 49 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #291 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #311 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #196 | dusty left sixth rib | 2 |
| #305 | dusty left third rib | 1 |
| #308 | dusty left twelfth rib | 1 |
| #296 | dusty left ulna | 1 |
| #286 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right first rib | 1 |
| #288 | dusty right scapula | 1 |
| #312 | dusty right second rear claw | 1 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right tenth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #291 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #300 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #295 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #309 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #286 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #676 | eye of newt | 6 |
| #993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #694 | fat stacks of cash | 8 |
| #1553 | felt | 4 |
| #100 | flaming mushroom | 26 |
| #467 | flange | 3 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #144 | frozen mushroom | 19 |
| #148 | fruit bowl | 2 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #1708 | googly eye | 4 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #1013 | green beer | 9 |
| #108 | guano coffee cup | 59 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| #2179 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1978 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #1008 | possessed top | 5 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #752 | salamander spleen | 4 |
| #77 | shot of tomato schnapps | 101 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #716 | squashed frog | 7 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #6285 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #6263 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #5707 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #7004 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #5761 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #5785 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #6322 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #946 | stuffing | 9 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2162 | toast | 71 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1869 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1336 | toy wheel | 4 |
| #2302 | tree-eating kite | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #812 | useless powder | 81 |
| #1984 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #396 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |