| #1029 | Angry Farmer candy | 33 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #429 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #861 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #501 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 6 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #444 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 5 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #617 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #422 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 48 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1154 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 36 |
| #643 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #777 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #832 | Rock Pops | 60 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #219 | Sugar Cog | 11 |
| #848 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 34 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1000 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 8 |
| #791 | Yummy Tummy bean | 227 |
| #1252 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 2 |
| #681 | annoying pitchfork | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #403 | ball | 15 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2335 | candy cane | 9 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #344 | daisy | 9 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #388 | doll house | 13 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #700 | dwarf bread | 5 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1555 | eggnog | 6 |
| #340 | empty blowgun | 6 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #538 | gnauga hide | 5 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1547 | googly eye | 5 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #246 | halfberd | 2 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #636 | iron pasta spoon | 7 |
| #12 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1,280 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #13 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1,166 |
| #222 | loaded serum blowgun | 18 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #143 | long-stemmed rose | 13 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #758 | mafia aria | 22 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1565 | mushroom fermenting solution | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #8 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 4,627 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1241 | pixellated candy heart | 5 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #31 | solid linoleum box | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #2026 | string of green beads | 2 |
| #1838 | string of red beads | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #667 | support cummerbund | 8 |
| #9 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1,862 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1465 | yo-yo | 8 |
| #401 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |