| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #648 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #487 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #695 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #991 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #123 | double daisy | 4 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #274 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #4 | frilly skirt | 53,778 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #10 | heart-shaped balloon | 10,002 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #560 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1206 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #5 | maiden wig | 39,336 |
| #481 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #829 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #440 | potted cactus | 4 |
| #208 | potted fern | 3 |
| #346 | pretty bouquet | 5 |
| #265 | pretty flower | 800 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2137 | shiny ring | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #425 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 16 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #745 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #614 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 27 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #315 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 30 |
| #338 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 27 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #725 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 11 |
| #590 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 12 |
| #613 | tiny plastic Hellion | 12 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 2 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 18 |
| #745 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 15 |
| #819 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 2 |
| #1028 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #967 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #613 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 12 |
| #473 | tiny plastic angry goat | 34 |
| #660 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #583 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 12 |
| #507 | tiny plastic astronomer | 14 |
| #731 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #677 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 25 |
| #1039 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #633 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 26 |
| #451 | tiny plastic blooper | 15 |
| #373 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 18 |
| #415 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 16 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #519 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 32 |
| #686 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
| #557 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #942 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #456 | tiny plastic demoninja | 15 |
| #877 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #833 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #569 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #1058 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #608 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #618 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 27 |
| #986 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 18 |
| #926 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #866 | tiny plastic grue | 20 |
| #942 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #696 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #556 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 30 |
| #668 | tiny plastic killer bee | 25 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #588 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 28 |
| #508 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 32 |
| #478 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 14 |
| #990 | tiny plastic mosquito | 18 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #722 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 24 |
| #250 | tiny plastic sauceror | 15 |
| #691 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #592 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #577 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #931 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #519 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 31 |
| #750 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #1075 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #665 | tiny plastic star starfish | 25 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #368 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 25 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #575 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 12 |
| #1087 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #436 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #722 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #638 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
| #541 | tiny plastic zmobie | 13 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #138 | tulip | 6 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #881 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |