| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1314 | Cloaca-Cola | 4 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #916 | Meleegra™ pills | 3 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #536 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 8 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #456 | daisy | 4 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #123 | double daisy | 4 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #273 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #4 | frilly skirt | 53,778 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #10 | heart-shaped balloon | 10,002 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1197 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #5 | maiden wig | 39,336 |
| #480 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 6 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #827 | piece of wedding cake | 3 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #441 | potted cactus | 4 |
| #208 | potted fern | 3 |
| #344 | pretty bouquet | 5 |
| #264 | pretty flower | 800 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #340 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #101 | tiny makeup kit | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #424 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 16 |
| #391 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 11 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 6 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 10 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #501 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 9 |
| #612 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 27 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #315 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 30 |
| #338 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 27 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic Felonia | 5 |
| #723 | tiny plastic G Imp | 10 |
| #669 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 11 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 12 |
| #613 | tiny plastic Hellion | 12 |
| #834 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 9 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 2 |
| #496 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 9 |
| #353 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 18 |
| #744 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 10 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 15 |
| #817 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 9 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 12 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 12 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 2 |
| #1026 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #966 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 5 |
| #561 | tiny plastic The Man | 8 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 8 |
| #297 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 10 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #613 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 12 |
| #471 | tiny plastic angry goat | 34 |
| #658 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 11 |
| #581 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 12 |
| #507 | tiny plastic astronomer | 14 |
| #729 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 24 |
| #674 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 25 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic beanbat | 7 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #631 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 26 |
| #449 | tiny plastic blooper | 15 |
| #374 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 18 |
| #416 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 16 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #517 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 32 |
| #683 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 24 |
| #556 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #941 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 8 |
| #456 | tiny plastic demoninja | 15 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #832 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 9 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 7 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #607 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #1050 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #614 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 27 |
| #984 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 18 |
| #923 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 19 |
| #638 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 11 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #863 | tiny plastic grue | 20 |
| #939 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 8 |
| #695 | tiny plastic hermit | 7 |
| #553 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 30 |
| #666 | tiny plastic killer bee | 25 |
| #508 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 14 |
| #586 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 28 |
| #507 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 32 |
| #480 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 14 |
| #988 | tiny plastic mosquito | 18 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 5 |
| #720 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 24 |
| #248 | tiny plastic sauceror | 15 |
| #690 | tiny plastic scary clown | 11 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #576 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 12 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #669 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #516 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 31 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic stab bat | 17 |
| #663 | tiny plastic star starfish | 25 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #367 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 25 |
| #955 | tiny plastic taco cat | 8 |
| #574 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 12 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #436 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 16 |
| #721 | tiny plastic warwelf | 10 |
| #635 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 11 |
| #541 | tiny plastic zmobie | 13 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #139 | tulip | 6 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |