| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #2548 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #183 | Venus flytrap | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #743 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #207 | chintzy seal pendant | 5 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #1302 | fancy dress ball | 6 |
| #996 | felt | 9 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #1275 | length of string | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #575 | marionette collective | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1956 | oversized fish scaler | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #456 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 19 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #2679 | rogue swarmer | 1 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #1882 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #329 | sparkler | 21 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1655 | spooky felt | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1153 | synthetic stuffing | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1434 | theoretical string | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #407 | toy mercenary | 18 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #717 | tree-eating kite | 40 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |