| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #139 | Cloaca grenade | 120 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #729 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 22 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #265 | Spooky-Gro fertilizer | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #39 | beer goggles | 19 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1176 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 7 |
| #1025 | candied yams | 8 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1419 | easter egg balloon | 17 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #275 | flower petal pie | 1 |
| #763 | frigid ninja stars | 11 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #136 | insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito | 5 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #448 | iron pasta spoon | 12 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #623 | kneecapping stick | 18 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #178 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 19 |
| #599 | loaded serum blowgun | 7 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #475 | mafia aria | 48 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #456 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 50 |
| #732 | plot hole | 46 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #820 | quantum polarity inducer | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #456 | scroll of pasta summoning | 27 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #363 | skeleton key | 15 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #19 | star throwing star | 80 |
| #1028 | stick | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #5713 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7882 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4598 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4903 | stuffed hand turkey | 7 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #396 | support cummerbund | 17 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1547 | useless powder | 7 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #780 | wheel | 4 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |