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| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #714 | Cloaca grenade | 17 |
| #327 | Cloaca-Cola | 117 |
| #418 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 9 |
| #532 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #598 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #608 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 4 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #2023 | Crimboween memo | 2 |
| #753 | Dyspepsi grenade | 13 |
| #1162 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 26 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #626 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #522 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #1263 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 8 |
| #2030 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 9 |
| #432 | Now and Earlier | 6 |
| #2350 | Rock Pops | 4 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #3064 | box of sunshine | 27 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #580 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #655 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2476 | gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #776 | mafia aria | 21 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #392 | oriole-feather headdress | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #1653 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #912 | scroll of pasta summoning | 7 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #1296 | string of blue beads | 8 |
| #1120 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1378 | string of red beads | 7 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #925 | support cummerbund | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1556 | top | 2 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #1625 | toy wheel | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |
| #553 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |