| #476 | BRICKO brick | 2 |
| #194 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #150 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #183 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #858 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1010 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #226 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #105 | asshat | 55 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1791 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #417 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 10 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #261 | bubblin' crude | 40 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #692 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #329 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #246 | megatofu | 30 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1584 | roll of toilet paper | 12 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #837 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #266 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #556 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #153 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |