| #480 | BRICKO brick | 2 |
| #196 | Battlie Light Saver | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #151 | Duskwalker fangs | 1 |
| #184 | Duskwalker syringe | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #861 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 2 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #778 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #578 | M-242 | 10 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #225 | T.U.R.D.S. Key | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #169 | Whatsian Ionic Pliers | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #104 | asshat | 55 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1799 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #826 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #417 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 10 |
| #5246 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #266 | bubblin' crude | 40 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #693 | decorative fountain | 2 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #695 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #793 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #68 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #908 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #328 | llama lama gong | 3 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #245 | megatofu | 30 |
| #467 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #137 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1586 | roll of toilet paper | 12 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #122 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #310 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #114 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #100 | six-rainbow shield | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2994 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #29 | teflon shield | 1 |
| #834 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 3 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #267 | tiny slimy cyst | 1 |
| #554 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #154 | unnatural gas | 1 |
| #1031 | white class ring | 1 |
| #603 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |