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| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #156 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #756 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #106 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #265 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #221 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #802 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #344 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #970 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #570 | cream stout | 1 |
| #459 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #139 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #180 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #714 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1041 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1015 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #202 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #548 | grog | 1 |
| #324 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1093 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #444 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #146 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #167 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #136 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #266 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #175 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #168 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #971 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #252 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #214 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #258 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #188 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |