| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1866 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #104 | White Hyborian | 1 |
| #194 | Ye Olde Meade | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #234 | artisanal limoncello | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #264 | backwoods screwdriver | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #800 | bilge wine | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #138 | day-old beer | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #179 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #713 | dehydrated caviar | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #264 | dry martini | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #879 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #322 | half-sized guitar | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1092 | ice-cold six-pack | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #227 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #478 | margarita | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #437 | mariachi hat | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #141 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #163 | painting of a glass of wine | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #135 | plain old beer | 1 |
| #212 | plum wine | 1 |
| #267 | pumpkin beer | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #230 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #172 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #166 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #969 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #212 | spangly mariachi vest | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #185 | tankard of ale | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |