| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #342 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 31 |
| 🥈 | Bugfinder Blade | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #194 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 29 |
| #470 | Hollandaise helmet | 1 |
| #84 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 2 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #155 | Mae West with a fly in it | 2 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #85 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #145 | P.B.L.T. | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #684 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #290 | Tiger-lily's milk | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #233 | Workytime Tea | 10 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #146 | bath ball gift set | 30 |
| #924 | beer bomb | 2 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #892 | blackberry | 1 |
| #129 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #607 | blue glowstick | 2 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #595 | bottle of Blank-Out | 9 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #121 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 2 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #612 | cocktail napkin | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #323 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #196 | giant discarded bottlecap | 26 |
| #219 | giant discarded plastic fork | 40 |
| #125 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 35 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #552 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #560 | jumbo olive | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #1009 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 19 |
| #144 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #116 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 2 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #1035 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #157 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #489 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #83 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 2 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #397 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #129 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 2 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #171 | slime convention swag bag | 3 |
| #189 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #129 | slow jam collection | 29 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #907 | squirming egg sac | 2 |
| #1826 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #103 | stolen office supplies | 58 |
| #49 | stomp box | 1 |
| #132 | tangarita with a fly in it | 2 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 104 |
| #1488 | tree-eating kite | 11 |
| #539 | twinkly nuggets | 1 |
| #254 | unstable quark | 2 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | whalebone corset | 1 |