| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #619 | capacitor relay | 16 |
| #967 | carbon nanotube frame | 9 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1815 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #444 | evil googly eye | 10 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #250 | green glowstick | 7 |
| #703 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 3 |
| #684 | ion grid | 16 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1059 | jar of swamp gas | 5 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #841 | logic synthesizer | 10 |
| #1677 | nanite-infested candy cane | 5 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #2619 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 2 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #127 | pink glowstick | 14 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #847 | spooky felt | 10 |
| #660 | spooky length of string | 15 |
| #488 | spooky stuffing | 11 |
| #442 | spooky toy wheel | 11 |
| #386 | spooky wooden block | 19 |
| #548 | stick | 4 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #598 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |