| #911 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1080 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #879 | 5-ball | 3 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1011 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #296 | 9-ball | 3 |
| #194 | Manetwich | 4 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #273 | ancient frozen dinner | 8 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #474 | antique greaves | 9 |
| #552 | antique helmet | 6 |
| #506 | antique shield | 8 |
| #533 | antique spear | 7 |
| #80 | attention spanner | 2 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #9 | bejeweled cufflinks | 161 |
| #162 | blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #177 | blundarrrbus | 3 |
| #178 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 46 |
| #93 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 19 |
| #361 | bottle of popskull | 5 |
| #148 | brass stinger | 4 |
| #380 | broken sword | 5 |
| #222 | cardboard katana | 2 |
| #276 | cardboard wakizashi | 9 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #18 | club necklace | 152 |
| #244 | corn holder | 5 |
| #169 | dance card | 13 |
| #187 | dehydrated caviar | 35 |
| #240 | desiccated apricot | 33 |
| #16 | diamond necklace | 153 |
| #228 | dishrag | 2 |
| #379 | disintegrating quill pen | 14 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #144 | dusty animal jawbone | 2 |
| #109 | dusty animal pelvis | 4 |
| #51 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 402 |
| #54 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 365 |
| #61 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 341 |
| #62 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 367 |
| #67 | dusty bottle of Port | 337 |
| #59 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 348 |
| #290 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #118 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #66 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 6 |
| #123 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #209 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #112 | dusty fifth lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #194 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #86 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 5 |
| #88 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 5 |
| #71 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 5 |
| #109 | dusty first thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #50 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 7 |
| #103 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 4 |
| #98 | dusty fourth lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #142 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 3 |
| #199 | dusty left clavicle | 2 |
| #127 | dusty left eighth rib | 3 |
| #195 | dusty left eleventh rib | 2 |
| #201 | dusty left femur | 2 |
| #136 | dusty left fibula | 3 |
| #139 | dusty left fifth rib | 3 |
| #103 | dusty left first front claw | 4 |
| #71 | dusty left first rear claw | 6 |
| #135 | dusty left first rib | 3 |
| #45 | dusty left fourth front claw | 8 |
| #62 | dusty left fourth rear claw | 6 |
| #138 | dusty left fourth rib | 3 |
| #87 | dusty left humerus | 5 |
| #190 | dusty left kneecap | 2 |
| #151 | dusty left ninth rib | 3 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #191 | dusty left scapula | 2 |
| #108 | dusty left second front claw | 4 |
| #109 | dusty left second rear claw | 4 |
| #76 | dusty left second rib | 6 |
| #72 | dusty left seventh rib | 6 |
| #64 | dusty left sixth rib | 6 |
| #114 | dusty left tenth rib | 4 |
| #286 | dusty left third front claw | 1 |
| #52 | dusty left third rear claw | 8 |
| #105 | dusty left third rib | 4 |
| #192 | dusty left thumb | 2 |
| #81 | dusty left tibia | 5 |
| #120 | dusty left twelfth rib | 4 |
| #64 | dusty left ulna | 6 |
| #63 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 6 |
| #93 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #83 | dusty right clavicle | 5 |
| #109 | dusty right eighth rib | 4 |
| #105 | dusty right eleventh rib | 4 |
| #138 | dusty right femur | 3 |
| #201 | dusty right fibula | 2 |
| #104 | dusty right fifth rib | 4 |
| #61 | dusty right first front claw | 6 |
| #140 | dusty right first rear claw | 3 |
| #77 | dusty right first rib | 5 |
| #44 | dusty right fourth front claw | 8 |
| #134 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 3 |
| #35 | dusty right fourth rib | 10 |
| #88 | dusty right humerus | 5 |
| #109 | dusty right kneecap | 4 |
| #151 | dusty right ninth rib | 3 |
| #145 | dusty right radius | 3 |
| #138 | dusty right scapula | 3 |
| #78 | dusty right second front claw | 5 |
| #140 | dusty right second rear claw | 3 |
| #144 | dusty right second rib | 3 |
| #63 | dusty right seventh rib | 6 |
| #81 | dusty right sixth rib | 5 |
| #137 | dusty right tenth rib | 3 |
| #83 | dusty right third front claw | 5 |
| #109 | dusty right third rear claw | 4 |
| #105 | dusty right third rib | 4 |
| #307 | dusty right thumb | 1 |
| #195 | dusty right twelfth rib | 2 |
| #110 | dusty right ulna | 4 |
| #146 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 3 |
| #98 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #57 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 7 |
| #104 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #98 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #205 | dusty seventh cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #131 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 3 |
| #195 | dusty seventh thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #55 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 7 |
| #111 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 4 |
| #112 | dusty sixth lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #187 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #93 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 4 |
| #69 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 6 |
| #128 | dusty third caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #191 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #104 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #118 | dusty third thoracic vertebra | 4 |
| #80 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 5 |
| #151 | eye-pod | 4 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #437 | fancy bath salts | 19 |
| #5 | fancy opera glasses | 220 |
| #117 | festive sausage | 22 |
| #276 | flute of flat champagne | 30 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #282 | fricasseed brains | 3 |
| #9 | garish pinky ring | 187 |
| #263 | ghuol egg quiche | 6 |
| #8 | giant designer sunglasses | 172 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #276 | gob of wet hair | 65 |
| #339 | grouchy restless spirit | 36 |
| #737 | handful of hand chalk | 15 |
| #28 | heart necklace | 131 |
| #109 | holiday cheese log | 22 |
| #264 | inkwell | 17 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #264 | lead necklace | 39 |
| #291 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 7 |
| #119 | leprechaun hatchling | 4 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #30 | magnifying glass | 15 |
| #74 | many-eyed glasses | 17 |
| #112 | maple leaf | 8 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #255 | moonglasses | 2 |
| #368 | old coin purse | 12 |
| #394 | old leather wallet | 10 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #95 | opera mask | 10 |
| #312 | pitchfork | 8 |
| #914 | pool cue | 2 |
| #848 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #320 | prosthetic forehead | 5 |
| #289 | rhesus monkey | 2 |
| #938 | roll of toilet paper | 52 |
| #17 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 138 |
| #14 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 171 |
| #17 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 135 |
| #14 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 173 |
| #251 | shock collar | 3 |
| #251 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 5 |
| #295 | snarling wolf shield | 2 |
| #354 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 24 |
| #17 | spade necklace | 162 |
| #286 | stale baguette | 5 |
| #365 | string of blue beads | 31 |
| #648 | string of green beads | 19 |
| #911 | string of red beads | 13 |
| #24 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 665 |
| #27 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 750 |
| #24 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 738 |
| #29 | stuffed Meat | 720 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #32 | stuffed angry cow | 769 |
| #33 | stuffed astral badger | 729 |
| #35 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 787 |
| #77 | stuffed carpenter | 3 |
| #33 | stuffed cocoabo | 740 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #59 | stuffed dodo | 5 |
| #1170 | stuffed doppelshifter | 8 |
| #32 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 769 |
| #32 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 723 |
| #29 | stuffed hand turkey | 777 |
| #10 | stuffed key | 1,403 |
| #1966 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #31 | stuffed mind flayer | 727 |
| #31 | stuffed mink | 703 |
| #25 | stuffed monocle | 718 |
| #471 | stuffed ninja snowman | 10 |
| #45 | stuffed porpoise | 5 |
| #32 | stuffed scary death orb | 719 |
| #3416 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #33 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 745 |
| #26 | stuffed snowy owl | 732 |
| #30 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 770 |
| #280 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 28 |
| #23 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 774 |
| #21 | stuffed teddy butler | 702 |
| #27 | stuffed tin of caviar | 715 |
| #8 | stuffed treasure chest | 1,447 |
| #31 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 733 |
| #85 | stuffed walrus | 3 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #133 | sucky decal | 12 |
| #190 | tap shoes | 10 |
| #219 | targeting chip | 3 |
| #386 | tattered scrap of paper | 10 |
| #44 | teddy bear sewing kit | 9 |
| #146 | tiny Mountie hat | 4 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #201 | tiny knife and fork | 3 |
| #110 | tiny maracas | 7 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 47 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1518 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #128 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 23 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic angry goat | 66 |
| #507 | tiny plastic astronomer | 14 |
| #236 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 59 |
| #264 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 54 |
| #361 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 11 |
| #253 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 55 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 54 |
| #259 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 53 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #202 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 18 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #161 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 82 |
| #177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 78 |
| #231 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 60 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #299 | tiny plastic grue | 48 |
| #152 | tiny plastic hermit | 20 |
| #251 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 58 |
| #287 | tiny plastic killer bee | 50 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #181 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 76 |
| #296 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 50 |
| #313 | tiny plastic mosquito | 48 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #262 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 14 |
| #199 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 73 |
| #194 | tiny plastic sauceror | 18 |
| #2175 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #345 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 12 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #713 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 10 |
| #213 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 66 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #233 | tiny plastic stab bat | 61 |
| #282 | tiny plastic star starfish | 50 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #169 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 21 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #224 | worn tophat | 8 |