| #1124 | Amulet of Yendor | 6 |
| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2353 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1695 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1138 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #755 | astral mushroom | 6 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3935 | badass belt | 9 |
| #732 | bag of airline peanuts | 38 |
| #2560 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #1264 | brick | 18 |
| #251 | can of Binarrrca | 42 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #488 | clown hammer | 57 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #948 | defective skull | 13 |
| #656 | duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #690 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 38 |
| #776 | fake fake vomit | 36 |
| #522 | fake hand | 53 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3472 | grue egg | 4 |
| #757 | jazz soap | 34 |
| #716 | joybuzzer | 39 |
| #550 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 54 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #846 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 21 |
| #768 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 35 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #672 | rubber emo roe | 45 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #651 | whoopie cushion | 47 |
| #705 | wind-up chattering teeth | 41 |
| #1078 | x-ray specs | 7 |
| #641 | yellow snowcone | 51 |