| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #215 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #1166 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #1791 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #695 | Cloaca grenade | 18 |
| #888 | Cloaca-Cola | 20 |
| #259 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 14 |
| #470 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #757 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #143 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 22 |
| #771 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #52 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 13 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #254 | Colander of Em-er'il | 8 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #818 | Crown of the Goblin King | 30 |
| #137 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 13 |
| #105 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 13 |
| #677 | Dyspepsi grenade | 16 |
| #1307 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 18 |
| #267 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 11 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #435 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 6 |
| #213 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 14 |
| #567 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 4 |
| #77 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 8 |
| #175 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 12 |
| #199 | Elder Turtle Shell | 10 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #140 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 162 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1229 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #79 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 18 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| 🥉 | Yeti Protest Sign | 2 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #1166 | badass belt | 47 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #421 | blood flower | 18 |
| #163 | bow | 3 |
| #2677 | box of sunshine | 37 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #257 | easter egg balloon | 73 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #385 | grue egg | 66 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
| #283 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #286 | mafia aria | 91 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #78 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 10 |
| #221 | plastic passion fruit | 9 |
| #103 | pork elf goodies sack | 74 |
| #59 | questionable taco | 10 |
| #457 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1269 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #723 | scroll of pasta summoning | 11 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #108 | smoldering box | 1 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #172 | support cummerbund | 49 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #203 | zombie pineal gland | 21 |