| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1034 | Cold Hots candy | 2 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #617 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #791 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 19 |
| #987 | Mohawk wig | 1 |
| #2455 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #643 | Now and Earlier | 2 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #2165 | Rock Pops | 7 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #1629 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1000 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #292 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 21 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #214 | disbelief suspenders | 5 |
| #475 | disco ball | 69 |
| #660 | disco mask | 31 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #566 | felt | 16 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #600 | iron pasta spoon | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #837 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #121 | length of string | 86 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #796 | mafia aria | 20 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #686 | marionette | 2 |
| #726 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #938 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #193 | portable corkscrew | 29 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1069 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #753 | puce striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #659 | rag doll | 3 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #910 | sock monkey | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #422 | string of blue beads | 27 |
| #403 | string of green beads | 29 |
| #341 | string of red beads | 32 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #63 | stuffing | 118 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #593 | top | 8 |
| #565 | tortoise's blessing | 2 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #96 | toy wheel | 80 |
| #1152 | valuable trinket | 36 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |