| #164 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 6 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #172 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #992 | Go-Wassail | 2 |
| #107 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 9 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #225 | Schrödinger's thermos | 100 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #131 | The Art of Slapfighting | 9 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #74 | Uncle Romulus | 16 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #21 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 55 |
| #288 | antique bottle opener | 3 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #16 | antique pair of blue jeans | 38 |
| #19 | antique record album | 120 |
| #217 | antique souvenir drawing | 4 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #529 | baby killer bee | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate-covered caviar | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #347 | fancy chocolate car | 8 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #51 | floaty inverse geode | 4 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #340 | quantum taco | 50 |
| #11 | red-hot medallion | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #10 | sinister ancient tablet | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |