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| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #761 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #575 | Crimbuck | 1,823 |
| #2886 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #493 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2386 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #618 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #181 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 121 |
| #1605 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 18 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #616 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #1619 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1117 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1603 | Yummy Tummy bean | 74 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #262 | asshat | 7 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #5466 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1010 | ball | 5 |
| #305 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #98 | banana | 98 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #116 | blue plastic oyster egg | 36 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2730 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #1070 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1040 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #783 | candied yams | 11 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #1784 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #124 | das boot | 1 |
| #603 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #765 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #1279 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #161 | evil golden arches | 8 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #600 | felt | 15 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1642 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1069 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #2495 | golden ring | 9 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #305 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #90 | jar of swamp gas | 1,000 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #226 | kite | 34 |
| #894 | leather mask | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1759 | pail | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #396 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1676 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
| #2956 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #83 | sleazy fairy gravy | 2 |
| #142 | slime convention swag bag | 4 |
| #202 | small leather glove | 5 |
| #2841 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #626 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #193 | spaghetti cult mask | 6 |
| #3298 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #244 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #326 | stale baguette | 4 |
| #854 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #7006 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7821 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #184 | stuffed alien blob | 30 |
| #7771 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7014 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7693 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #86 | stuffed doppelshifter | 165 |
| #7019 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7820 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7836 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7679 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7795 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6924 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6344 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #185 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #651 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1493 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1453 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1833 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1715 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1812 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #846 | tofurkey gravy | 10 |
| #856 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #1864 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2084 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #100 | toy wheel | 78 |
| #1078 | useless powder | 34 |
| #889 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #474 | yo | 20 |
| #220 | yo-yo | 137 |
| #1863 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |