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| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #758 | Cold Hots candy | 4 |
| #575 | Crimbuck | 1,823 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #617 | Gummi-Gnauga | 2 |
| #246 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #400 | Manetwich | 1 |
| #181 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 121 |
| #1606 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 18 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #1620 | Rock Pops | 18 |
| #800 | Senior Mints | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1604 | Yummy Tummy bean | 74 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #260 | asshat | 7 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #304 | balloon helmet | 1 |
| #98 | banana | 98 |
| #129 | basic meat pants | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #126 | bejeweled accordion strap | 2 |
| #116 | blue plastic oyster egg | 36 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #2725 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #603 | cool mushroom | 2 |
| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #603 | dehydrated caviar | 2 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #244 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #318 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #161 | evil golden arches | 8 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #599 | felt | 15 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #429 | foie gras | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #660 | gnauga hide | 2 |
| #2497 | golden ring | 9 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #90 | jar of swamp gas | 1,000 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #226 | kite | 34 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #81 | one-winged stab bat | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1673 | roll of toilet paper | 10 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #83 | sleazy fairy gravy | 2 |
| #142 | slime convention swag bag | 4 |
| #202 | small leather glove | 5 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #625 | solid gold pegleg | 2 |
| #192 | spaghetti cult mask | 6 |
| #3296 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #243 | spooky eyeliner | 10 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #325 | stale baguette | 4 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #184 | stuffed alien blob | 30 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7002 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #86 | stuffed doppelshifter | 165 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7787 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6336 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #264 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 3 |
| #601 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1739 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 10 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #844 | tofurkey gravy | 10 |
| #853 | tofurkey leg | 10 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #100 | toy wheel | 78 |
| #1077 | useless powder | 34 |
| #889 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #474 | yo | 20 |
| #220 | yo-yo | 137 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |