Yersinia

RankItemQuantity
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#129CRIMBCO scrip3,050
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#507CRIMBCOIDS mints6
#535CRIMBCOLOAF6
#561Crimbo Candy Cookbook9
#505Crimbo Credit3
#272Crimbo ukulele1
#118Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision1
#135Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping1
#111Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency1
#969Feynman gate8
#152Fudge Fiber Armor Plating4
#669Hodgman's blanket1
#133Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#1061Let Me Be!1
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#70Mer-kin strongjuice1
#438Sugar Cog4
#136The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder1
#2948ancient unspeakable fruitcake2
#1088atomic vector plotter1
#1912bat-shaped Crimboween cookie1
#1022bi-lateral logic compressor1
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#408bottle of peppermint schnapps1
#131can of franks 'n' beans2
#3615candy cane3
#470candy kneecapping stick5
#2397candy stake3
#684capacitor relay14
#605carbon nanotube frame17
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#335cream pie2
#618deck of tropical cards1
#1667elven cellocello10
#1096evil googly eye2
#2680evil teddy bear1
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#1764fire1
#924gingerbread bugbear24
#524gingerbread horror11
#682gingerbread mutant bugbear6
#1547googly eye5
🥈green traffic cone1
#1658herringcello8
#1025hyperbolic plasma focuser1
#957incredibly creepy marionette2
#1775ion grid1
#977irradiated candy cane5
#1289killer rag doll1
#2060laser-broiled pear11
#293lunar isotope8
#938mad scientist's sock monkey2
#467mojo filter1
#1322nanite-infested candy cane7
#3219nanite-infested eggnog1
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1585penguin focaccia bread8
#349peppermint tailings9
#805prehistoric spear4
#1005recursive spline reticulator1
#1088servomechanical torsion facilitator1
#1127spooky eggnog5
#1020spooky felt8
#1071spooky length of string8
#1136spooky toy wheel3
#1729square CRIMBCOOKIE1
#551stick4
#1867string of blue beads3
#1869string of green beads3
#2011string of red beads2
#464stringy sinew20
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3170stuffed alien blob1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#8948stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#8831stuffed cocoabo1
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8977stuffed hand turkey1
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#3073stuffed mink1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#774tattered scrap of paper1
#393theoretical string38
🥇time sleigh1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#2848tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf2
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1508tiny plastic Bonerdagon3
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#2168tiny plastic G Imp3
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#2793tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#2121tiny plastic Spam Witch3
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#2204tiny plastic angry bugbear3
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#2160tiny plastic apathetic lizardman3
#2803tiny plastic astronomer2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#2164tiny plastic goth giant3
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#2823tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box2
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2816tiny plastic smarmy pirate2
#2764tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#2193tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni3
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#926tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#915toothsome rock10
#1868toy crazy train2
#546toy maglev monorail2
#3145tree-eating kite1
#658triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#1260twitching claw3

Wow, that's 3,547 items total!

what items are this player missing?