Thrag Ironforge

RankItemQuantity
#437Atomic Comic1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#1990Boss Bat britches3
#363CRIMBCOIDS mints7
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#33Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce29
#1003Corpse Island iced tea4
#754Crimbo pie1
#3601Crown of the Goblin King2
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#2740Drowsy Sword1
🥈Fuzzby1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#1206Instant Karma1
#1287Jocko Homo's head1
#215Knob Goblin lunchbox7
#456Lars the Cyberian1
#902Mob Penguin cellular phone15
#91NPZR chemistry set70
#208Red Pill2
#67Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire1
#533St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket10
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#68The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones19
🥇Tickle-Me Emilio1
#574Tiki lighter1
#114Tome of Clip Art1
#915Volartta's bellbottoms1
#703Wand of Nagamar5
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#4724badass belt6
#364bag of bones3
#504bag of lard2
#247ball-in-a-cup1
#1662battered Crimbo Crate1
#275black snowcone13
#464black spot1
#3305blob-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#826blue class ring1
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#152breaded beer4
#206breath mint2
#590bronze breastplate1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#2151can of CRIMBCOLA1
#545can of fake snow1
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#1280candied yams6
#4784candy cane1
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#1468corpse on the beach2
#1010corpsedriver4
#1811corpsetini1
#486cranberry schnapps1
#1622dill1
#478divine cracker1
#655donkey flipbook1
#1370drywall axe4
#1812elven limbos gingerbread1
#355energy drink IV5
#1439facsimile dictionary3
#3426fruitcake1
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1292giant discarded plastic fork5
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#2658googly eye1
#371green clay bead22
#146green snowcone160
#2676grue egg7
#68gummi bowtie1
#1284hamethyst5
#127handful of numbers3
#1679heart of the volcano1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1138herbal stuffing6
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#631mafia aria30
#214marshmallow flambé3
#17mysterious chest3
#3705nanite-infested candy cane1
#34organ grinder1
#1761pail1
#332phish stick3
#397picture of a dead guy's girlfriend2
#500pink clay bead19
#635purple clay bead2
#124quantum taco289
#501red class ring15
#807rib of the Bonerdagon2
#72ridiculous earring1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#840scroll of pasta summoning9
#1883shiny ring6
#51silent beret1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#317soy cordial2
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#666spark plug earring1
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#105stapler bear1
#438tenderizing hammer2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1404tofurkey gravy5
#1390tofurkey leg5
#1821toy wheel1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#437white class ring14
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#738worthless gewgaw2
#768worthless knick-knack3
#563worthless trinket3

Wow, that's 960 items total!

what items are this player missing?