| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #33 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 29 |
| #1001 | Corpse Island iced tea | 4 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #215 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 7 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #901 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 15 |
| #91 | NPZR chemistry set | 70 |
| #209 | Red Pill | 2 |
| #69 | Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire | 1 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #67 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 19 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #703 | Wand of Nagamar | 5 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #363 | bag of bones | 3 |
| #504 | bag of lard | 2 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #276 | black snowcone | 13 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #152 | breaded beer | 4 |
| #205 | breath mint | 2 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #487 | cranberry schnapps | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #479 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #353 | energy drink IV | 5 |
| #1437 | facsimile dictionary | 3 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #364 | green clay bead | 22 |
| #147 | green snowcone | 160 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #1280 | hamethyst | 5 |
| #127 | handful of numbers | 3 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1135 | herbal stuffing | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #632 | mafia aria | 30 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #17 | mysterious chest | 3 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #38 | organ grinder | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #492 | pink clay bead | 19 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #124 | quantum taco | 289 |
| #494 | red class ring | 15 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #840 | scroll of pasta summoning | 9 |
| #1882 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #318 | soy cordial | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #437 | tenderizing hammer | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1403 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #431 | white class ring | 14 |
| #602 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 1 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |
| #556 | worthless trinket | 3 |