| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #64 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 7 |
| #625 | Bonerdagon necklace | 18 |
| #760 | Boss Bat britches | 19 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #699 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1683 | Crimboween memo | 4 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #134 | Miniborg beeper | 4 |
| #123 | Miniborg hiveminder | 4 |
| #138 | Miniborg laser | 4 |
| #157 | Miniborg stomper | 4 |
| #146 | Miniborg strangler | 4 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #1509 | badass belt | 36 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #2353 | box of sunshine | 49 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1410 | grue egg | 18 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1090 | oversized fish scaler | 5 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #861 | polyalloy shield | 5 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1120 | unstable laser battery | 43 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1063 | vibrating cyborg knife | 7 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #399 | yellow candygram | 1 |