| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1789 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1469 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #302 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 10 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #116 | anniversary balloon | 11 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1798 | box of sunshine | 85 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #924 | dense meat stack | 6 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| 🥉 | empty meat tank | 31,527 |
| #1166 | facsimile dictionary | 5 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #364 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #114 | marshmallow | 475 |
| #139 | meat paste | 1,500 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #613 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #708 | roasted marshmallow | 25 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1682 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #151 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 30 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |