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| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2095 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #959 | Cloaca grenade | 10 |
| #670 | Cloaca-Cola | 40 |
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| #129 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 18 |
| #86 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 24 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #109 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 19 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1057 | Dyspepsi grenade | 7 |
| #881 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 55 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #89 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 21 |
| #107 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 19 |
| #375 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #107 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 18 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #1017 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 1 |
| #991 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #741 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #10 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1,427 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #692 | Yummy Tummy bean | 280 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #1066 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #877 | blue snowcone | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #280 | boring spaghetti | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #4787 | candy cane | 1 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #161 | chorizo brownies | 13 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #964 | dark potion | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #266 | dry martini | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #948 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #255 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1087 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #958 | fizzy potion | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #389 | ghuol guolash | 18 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #841 | green snowcone | 1 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #4477 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #251 | herb brownies | 126 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #416 | kite | 17 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #230 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #666 | martini | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #938 | milky potion | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #912 | murky potion | 1 |
| #915 | mushroom fermenting solution | 6 |
| #529 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #232 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #218 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #257 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #861 | orange snowcone | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #423 | piece of wedding cake | 12 |
| #595 | pink pony | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #695 | poutine | 1 |
| #1166 | probability potion | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #890 | purple snowcone | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #411 | redrum | 2 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #495 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #142 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #462 | salty slug | 2 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #439 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #428 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #942 | smoky potion | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #65 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 19 |
| #374 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #957 | sunken chest | 4 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #349 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #96 | tiny nose-bone fetish | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8178 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8062 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8130 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8202 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8140 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #1404 | tofurkey gravy | 5 |
| #1390 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #118 | white Canadian | 34 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #165 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 15 |
| #1105 | white lightning | 1 |
| #118 | wholeberd | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1044 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |